chinese-zeus:

lollipops are so weird youre literally swallowing your own flavored saliva

kaworu-phobia:

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the fall of a hero

communistbakery:

you can see his accent omfg

(Source: ixue)

burgrs:

what if flies said “hey” every time they flew by your ear 

waywardchappy:

I always read FAQ as fack and I don’t plan on changing this

(Source: wizardick)

fappuclno:

Summer?
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yutoube:

i need a hug right now also five hundred thousand dollars in cash

peenies:

I hate shirtless white boys who think they’re doing humanity a favor if they call a girl beautiful go get high off your axe deodorant spray

(Source: extental)

dulect:

Blue Ivy is already 2 and she’s achieved more than what I will in my entire life 

4chanofficial:

i find bad jokes funnier than funny jokes

(Source: molgera)

teenagebillionaire:

Drake’s probably still in that chair

mynameisnipple:

can i log out of life