sasssyslytherin:

what-about-fallout:

jesscats:

um the australian drinking age is 18 and the american one is 21 so hows your freedom feeling now america

It’s 21 because america cares about people knowing how it feels having a fully developed brain before you get the chance to destroy it unlike australia, so lets see were the concern for the health of your young citizens is working out.

mate chill out and have a drink

oh wait

(Source: butatleastimnotalone)

latulas:

U WNANA FUKCINGN GO?? ????? grab an icecream together or something because u are attractive

(Source: toukos)

supsass:

can i sell my feelings on ebay i don’t want them anymore

warsquirtle:

Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life

(Source: wartortles)

myindiangenocide:

how many chainz could 2 chainz chain if 2 chainz could chain chainz

(Source: stay-at-home-doge)

princeowl:

what the hell r u doing unfollowing me while im asleep that is disrespectful

agirlnamedagnes:

This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.

We don’t have kids.

We are adults. We pay bills.
And drink water from a whale.

spenceromg:

do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while